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A great card for friends who appreciate uncomfortable humor and deeply unserious holiday vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e• Card size: \u003cspan\u003e4.13\" x 5.83\"\u003c\/span\u003e vertical card\u003cbr data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003e• Blank envelope included\u003cbr data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1644\"\u003e• Limited edition holiday release\u003cbr data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003e• Human made design, professionally printed cardstock \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for... you probably already thought of the perfect person. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Weird ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45403927707834,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/1991\/5450\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_c173d6c173d6c173.png?v=1765044098"},{"product_id":"quacky-holidays","title":"Quacky Holidays","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1301\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1220\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1230\" data-end=\"1233\"\u003eTwo ducks exchange holiday greetings: “quack quack” \/ “quack quack.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1314\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1314\" data-end=\"1317\"\u003e“That’s duck for ‘Merry Christmas.’”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1303\" data-end=\"1353\"\u003eSilly, lighthearted and deeply unnecessary (in the best way).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1752\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e• Card size: \u003cspan\u003e4.13\" x 5.83\"\u003c\/span\u003e vertical card\u003cbr data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003e• Blank envelope included\u003cbr data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1644\"\u003e• Limited edition holiday release\u003cbr data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003e• Human-made design, professionally printed cardstock \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1752\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who appreciates animal linguistics, questionable translations, or holiday cards that make you say “…sure, why not.”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Weird ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45406547968186,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/1991\/5450\/files\/Ducky_Christmas.png?v=1765030464"},{"product_id":"gingerbread-cannibal","title":"Christmas Cannibal","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"337\" data-end=\"382\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"337\" data-end=\"347\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"347\" data-end=\"350\"\u003eA delightfully unedited doodle of a gingerbread man eating a gingerbread man “...it's not as bad as it looks.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"423\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"384\" data-end=\"395\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"398\"\u003e“Anyway… happy holidays.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"425\" data-end=\"675\"\u003eHoliday treats are so delicious even the cookies can’t resist.\u003cbr data-start=\"487\" data-end=\"490\"\u003eA funny, slightly chaotic card for the people who enjoy sweet things, questionable decisions, and Big Weird energy. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"865\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e• Card size: \u003cspan\u003e4.13\" x 5.83\"\u003c\/span\u003e vertical card\u003cbr data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003e• Blank envelope included\u003cbr data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1644\"\u003e• Limited edition holiday release\u003cbr data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003e• Hand-drawn design, professionally printed cardstock \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"865\"\u003eSend it to someone who loves cookies… or someone who \u003cem data-end=\"1099\" data-start=\"1095\"\u003eis\u003c\/em\u003e a little cookie.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Weird ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45406568087738,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/1991\/5450\/files\/Christmas_Cannibal.png?v=1765030464"},{"product_id":"wheelie-weird-christmas","title":"Big Weird Christmas 2025","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"1953\" data-start=\"1839\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1849\" data-start=\"1839\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1852\" data-start=\"1849\"\u003eSlugbert - 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Merry Christmas.” \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"1998\"\u003eThe official 2025 Big Weird Christmas card. 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