{"product_id":"wheelie-weird-christmas","title":"Big Weird Christmas 2025","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"1953\" data-start=\"1839\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1849\" data-start=\"1839\"\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1852\" data-start=\"1849\"\u003eSlugbert - the Big Weird mascot. \"What's a snail got to do with Christmas?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1996\" data-start=\"1955\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1966\" data-start=\"1955\"\u003eInside:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"1969\" data-start=\"1966\"\u003e“nothing. Merry Christmas.” \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"1998\"\u003eThe official 2025 Big Weird Christmas card. For anyone who enjoys unexpected humor, non sequiturs, and the quiet satisfaction of a card that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"753\" data-start=\"681\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1539\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e• Card size: \u003cspan\u003e4.13\" x 5.83\"\u003c\/span\u003e vertical card\u003cbr data-start=\"1610\" data-end=\"1613\"\u003e• Blank envelope included\u003cbr data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1644\"\u003e• Limited edition holiday release\u003cbr data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1680\"\u003e• Hand-drawn design, professionally printed cardstock \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"753\" data-start=\"681\"\u003ePerfect for anyone, for any reason. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Big Weird ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45406588666042,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0734\/1991\/5450\/files\/Gemini_Generated_Image_we9bavwe9bavwe9b.png?v=1765030464","url":"https:\/\/shop.bigweird.co\/products\/wheelie-weird-christmas","provider":"Big Weird ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}